It all started with one simple Waffle... NOM! NOM! NOM! "I LOVE WAFFLES!! " He became crazed... He tried to continue his work as normal as possible, but the cravings returned. " WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!? " He became short tempered. He even got physical with one of his best friends. His addiction made him turn on people. " GIMME THE WAFFLES YOU BITCH " Even death threats were made 'cause of the drug called waffle. Nobody was excluded from his rage. Exploited and uncovered we sought him out. He was unrecognizable. We confronted him but he denied everything. Evidence was destroyed. He tried to turn over a new leaf, but he went back to his old ways. He then turned on us all again. From fame to unfortunate, He drank away his sorrows. After the bar scene he was hit by a car. R.I.P waffle(Est)
The life of Waffle(Z): An untold story
#1
Dedicated Survivor
Posted 22 June 2014 - 09:56 PM
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#2
Praise the Sun!
Posted 22 June 2014 - 09:58 PM
Best story ever, 10/10, would read again, this deserves an Oscar (because apparently they give out Oscars for stories told over the internet now).
#3
Dedicated Survivor
Posted 22 June 2014 - 10:10 PM
for 20 years he's been a slave to waffles. It ruled over his brain and made him do dumb stuff. All he could think about each day was what times my next waffle? He became sick of it. He became sick of living waffle to waffle. Rest in peace sweet prince. It's over now
#5
Private
Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:42 AM
LoL, I thought I was just reading another Troll. But this one is awesome XD. I'm going to die laughing at this story.
#7
Private First Class
Posted 10 April 2015 - 11:32 AM
9/10 doctors would recommend that you should read it again. 
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